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Hello!

I didn't mention it before, but I love unicorns. As a result for you dear bloggers, I decided to make a whole article about unicorns, filled with pictures, interesting facts, links, quotes, statistics... okay, maybe not statistics.

This article is the fruit of my search throughout the Internet, I didn't really want to put my craziness in it until later, so there will be an update.

I discovered a very interesting Facebook page about the International Unicorn Day. I myself am not on Facebook, so I could not see when it was, but there are some bery funny and interesting articles on that page. Be sure to check it out right here!

And I also found some very funny theories about how unicorns dissapeared/ cannot be found.

Theory n#1

Unicorns!

Theory n#2

Noah couldn't fit them in his Arch because their horns were too big.

Theory n#3

Voldemort and his minions kept killing them for their blood.

Theory n#4

As Noah was left to sort out the running of the ark just before the flood there was a knock on the door. Noahs sons, annoyed at the fact that there was not enough room in the Arch just ignored it and in doing so let the purest and most magical creature in the world, the unicorn, drown. And so was the end of the unicorn.

Theory n#5

They DIDN'T. They're horses and they lost their horns, because they were sick that stupid humans (a.k.a us) stuck carrot cookies on their horns so they thought it was best to lose them.

Theory n#6

They were killed by ruthless little girls because unicorns dissolve into glitter and sparkles when they die.

And now for some music...... Pink fluffy unicorns and PUNK fluffy unicorns!!!

As I surfed on the Internet, I (randomly, of course) typed in 'quotes unicorns'. And you will NOT guess the number of quotes there are! Here are some of my favourites....

Dreams are the playground of unicorns.

Unknown

God himself must needs to be traduced, if there is no unicron in the world.

Edward Topsell

" I thought unicorns were more... fluffy."
" See clear! Don't let the glamour get you! See what's in front of your eyes! It's a damn great horse with a horn on the end!

Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies

Canst thou, O Death, not come as unicorn?

Wolfdietrich Schnurre

This is LITERALLY a unicorn. Hehe.

This is LITERALLY a unicorn. Hehe.

Oh, and here is a link for a HILARIOUS comic strip, called Heavenly Nostrils. Marigold Heavenly Nostrils is a beautiful unicorn that meets 9 years old Phoebe. It's really funny and entertaining. Try it!

And last but not least, who here likes unicorns? ;)

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